[Circle Left]
He drank his coffee from a saucer,
Rolled his smokes from an old tin can.
Left Allemande the corner, Turn the partner Right.
Left Allemande and Weave around the land.
How did things get so complicated?
Meet your girl and all Promenade.
I'd like to throw computers out the window,
And go back to Grandpa's way of life.
In the 30s he tried to give up farming.
Sold, sold electric power door to door.
He only had an eighth grade education,
No diploma on the wall just for show.
Heads [sides] Square Thru, go to four, now.
With the sides [heads], a Right Hand Star.
Heads [sides] Star Left, roll it once around.
Everybody Veer Left, Chain Down the Line.
Square Thru and go to three, now.
Take the corner's hand and Promenade.
I'd like to throw this cell phone out the window,
And go back to Grandpa's way of life.