ESP 373 - Christmas At The Waffle House
Mike Bramlett

Opener

Sides face grand Square

Mama burned the turkey, Daddy set the tree on fire, the dogs started barking,

Kids started crying like an out of tune Christmas choir.

Allemande and weave

Sister grabbed the baby, baby grabbed Bubba, Bubba grabbed a six pack of beer.

Headed to the motel, I guess Norman Rockwell won't paint us this year.

Figure

Heads square thru 4 hands and go, Swing thru and then, boys run right my friend,

Chain down the line, Girl walk, boy dodge,

Split circulate, Allemande left, Hang on, keep that girl, and Promenade.

We're looking forward to a Waffle House Christmas.

Break

Sides face grand Square

It's gonna be an old fashioned Waffle House Christmas, Join our hands, bow our heads

over grits and raisin bread.

Allemande and weave

Hash browns covered and smothered, Somebody pass the butter,

Suzy don't hit your brother, don't sass your mother, It's a Waffle House Christmas.

Figure

Sides square thru 4 hands and go, Swing thru and then, boys run right my friend,

Chain down the line, Girl walk, boy dodge,

Split circulate, Allemande left, Hang on, keep that girl, and Promenade.

We're looking forward to another Waffle House Christmas.

Closer

Sides face grand Square

Ain't nothing gooder than a Waffle House Christmas, we join our hands, we bow our heads

We give thanks to  raisin bread.

Allemande and weave

Everybody's in good cheer, making it clear this was a good idea'er

See you back next year, It's a Waffle House Christmas.

Tag

Chain 'em across, and back

Everybody's in good cheer, making it clear, I hope this was a good idea'er'

It's a Waffle House Christmas.


Alternate Figure

Sides square thru 4 hands and go, Swing thru and then, boys run right my friend,

Bend the line, Right and left thru, 2 ladies chain, keep that girl, and Promenade.

It's gonna be another Waffle House Christmas.